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echo 'I love U' > /dev/null
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momocraft 2017-05-20 10:40:49 +08:00  10
make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.
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yansyuei 2017-05-20 10:40:51 +08:00 1
sudo rm -rf /*
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jtsai 2017-05-20 10:46:11 +08:00
init 0
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mgna17 2017-05-20 11:02:37 +08:00 1
 $ date 2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 10:58:38 CST $ steam Running Steam on arch 64-bit |
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Tiande 2017-05-20 11:07:05 +08:00 via Android
一个比一个催狗泪下
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xratzh 2017-05-20 11:07:09 +08:00 via iPhone
root#dd-wrt:ipkg update
-sh: ipkg not found |
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am241 2017-05-20 11:17:36 +08:00 via Android
make money...
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xiahei 2017-05-20 11:17:46 +08:00 via Android 21
$ date
2017 年 05 月 19 日 星期五 22:34:05 CST $ vim $ date 2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 08:16:33 CST |
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tracyone 2017-05-20 11:48:16 +08:00 via iPhone
难道不是 sudo apt-get install girlfriend
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xzzhuce 2017-05-20 11:55:37 +08:00 10
➜ girlfriend
The program ‘ girlfriend ’ is currently not installed. Did you mean this ？ sudo apt-get install boyfriend. ➜fuck sudo apt-get install boyfriend. [sudo] password for coder:**** Reading package lists... Done |
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imxieke 2017-05-20 11:57:36 +08:00
楼主有故事啊
 真的 我看了 人家 00 后 我真的想用下面代码来表达 ``` rm -fr / pacman -S base base-devel --noconfirm ``` |
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am241 2017-05-20 11:58:25 +08:00 7
whois girlfrend
whereis girlfrend touch girlfrend |
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hilyjiang 2017-05-20 12:03:17 +08:00
echo '该干啥干啥去！'
shutdown -P now |
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wanglv110 2017-05-20 12:21:01 +08:00
hadoop fs -rm -r /root/加班
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pwf 2017-05-20 12:22:52 +08:00 via Android
cd ex_gf_pic
ls -l total 0 |
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yuedingwangji 2017-05-20 12:26:12 +08:00
@congeec 看不懂，什么意思？
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Osk 2017-05-20 12:26:40 +08:00 via Android
man girlfriend
locate girlfriend find -name girlfriend -exec lock {} \; |
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mengyaoss77 2017-05-20 12:32:42 +08:00 via Android
@yuedingwangji 人家写代码写了个通宵。
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ynyounuo 2017-05-20 12:49:16 +08:00
yes no
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ic3z 2017-05-20 12:58:38 +08:00 via Android
make -j8
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shiji 2017-05-20 13:07:51 +08:00 via Android
iptables -P INPUT DROP
iptables -F |
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Phariel 2017-05-20 13:28:21 +08:00
echo 'Happy 520 day !'
sudo rm -rf /* |
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h3nng 2017-05-20 13:28:52 +08:00 1
whoami 我是谁
pwd 我在哪 history | more 发生了什么 |
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RIcter 2017-05-20 13:40:52 +08:00 2
sudo apt-get remove girlfriend && sudo apt-get install greenhat
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eloah 2017-05-20 13:46:53 +08:00
ps aux | grep single_dog
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halfer53 2017-05-20 14:37:45 +08:00
grep -Hrn girlfriend myself | wc
0 0 0 grep -Hrn memories exgirlfriend | wc 137 762 7368 |
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jdlau 2017-05-20 14:42:59 +08:00
➜ ~ ssh girl@xxx
ssh: Could not resolve hostname xxx: nodename nor servname provided, or not known |
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trdcaz 2017-05-20 16:02:02 +08:00 via iPhone
$ tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c6
trdcaz |
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Hilong 2017-05-20 16:40:07 +08:00 via Android
sudo pacman -S girlfriend
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Abercrombie 2017-05-20 16:46:10 +08:00 9
user@user:~$ sudo apt-get install wife
[sudo] password for singledog: Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done You might want to run 'apt-get -f install' to correct these: The following packages have unmet dependencies: wife:i386 : Depends: libbighouse:i386 (>= 1.0.0) Depends: libfancycar:i386 (>= 1.0.0) Depends: libsalary:i386 (>= 30000.0.0) Depends: libheight:i386 (>=1.8.0) Depends: libdick:i386 (>= 18.0.0) Depends: libage:i386 (<= 30.0.0) user@user:~$ sudo killall |
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pwcong 2017-05-20 16:47:07 +08:00
$ cat ~/girl.conf
no such file or directory. $ |
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twm 2017-05-20 17:22:57 +08:00
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boro 2017-05-20 21:48:20 +08:00 via iPhone
$ / 女朋友
$ ? 女朋友 |
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ifaii 2017-05-20 21:51:55 +08:00
大家都是有故事的人
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muziki 2017-05-20 21:58:14 +08:00
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muziki 2017-05-20 21:59:17 +08:00
<script type="text/javascript" src="https://asciinema.org/a/06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2.js" id="asciicast-06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2" async></script>
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mickeyandkaka 2017-05-20 22:25:22 +08:00
➜ ~ cat .bash_history
Brian Fox began coding Bash on January 10, 1988 after Richard Stallman became dissatisfied with the lack of progress being made by a prior developer. Stallman and the Free Software Foundation (FSF) considered a free shell that could run existing shell scripts so strategic to a completely free system built from BSD and GNU code that this was one of the few projects they funded themselves, with Fox undertaking the work as an employee of FSF. Fox released Bash as a beta, version .99, on June 8, 1989 and remained the primary maintainer until sometime between mid-1992 and mid-1994, when he was laid off from FSF and his responsibility was transitioned to another early contributor, Chet Ramey. |
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aidchow 2017-05-21 00:39:09 +08:00 via Android
有意思
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think2011 2017-05-21 02:14:45 +08:00
curl google.com
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expy 2017-05-21 02:42:51 +08:00
https://ooo.0o0.ooo/2017/05/21/59208e124618c.jpg
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liuyanjun0826 2017-05-21 07:55:21 +08:00
npci=0x2000
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timothyye 2017-05-21 08:25:29 +08:00 via Android
➜ ~ which girlfriend
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albertofwb 2017-05-21 09:17:19 +08:00 via Android
@h3nng cd - 我从哪里来
w 谁在这里 |
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imn1 2017-05-21 09:34:54 +08:00
user@user:~/love$configure
... user@user:~/love$make love with whom? |
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hareandlion 2017-05-21 10:23:30 +08:00
@Lentin 这个好玩，是覆盖了系统命令吗
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Lentin 2017-05-21 10:41:27 +08:00
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yangxuan8282 2017-05-21 11:03:09 +08:00
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macleek 2017-05-21 11:20:17 +08:00
13 年的时候印在 T 恤上的
$> cd /LDU/302/ $> ls -l $> who girl $> whoami $> less 302 $> port /lab/101 $> find phone|grep telnet $> chmod 777 girl $> last 158 days $> du heart $> send loveMsg $> kill mySelf $> reboot $> echo "I am Still Loving You!" |
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Ginson 2017-05-21 11:20:18 +08:00
#!bin/love
while true do echo "I love you" echo "Do you love me ?" read answer if [[ ${answer} == "yes" ]] then break fi done |
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Devmingwang 2017-05-22 10:46:14 +08:00 via Android
$ whoami
chunming $ sudo -i chunming's password: # wall '你们这些东西都给我去死拉死拉地' # rm -rf /* 论报复人的方式 |
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Devmingwang 2017-05-22 10:50:08 +08:00 via Android
$ date
02:45 星期一 2017-5-15 $ eclipse $ vim $ chrome $date 14:28 星期二 2017-5-16 😫 |
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lrppa 2017-05-23 19:11:11 +08:00
SPAM
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